marshmalllow:

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

(via thebootydiaries)

cobaltsoul:

Hey I’ve seen this happen already to two of my friends just tonight but uhhhhhhh

If a text post someone makes is clearly about their own situation, about their own life, and they’re ranting about their own specific experience, don’t fucking reblog it. It’s really not that hard to tell when something is supposed to be ~relatable~ vs. someone needing or wanting to vent on their own damn blog, either to just get it out or for moral support (ie people liking the post, replying to the post, NOT reblogging the post).

Have some common decency folks. And if you really can’t control yourselves and have the urge to have someone else’s personal life on your own blog, then at least ask them first.

(via vodni)

sheis:

sly-lover:

sheis:

God just really didnt want me to experience romance huh

You just realised it, poor darling? We have been in this shit hole our whole life. *sobs hysterically*

u guys are literally so weird im never talking on here again if u ever want to connect w me itll have to be via telepathic wavelengths

(Source: shineeisforever, via vodni)

that-one-irish-idiot:

bravadopinfire:

shieldposts:

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

(via seedy)

justgot1:

ladyprydian:

xdreamingnightmaresx:

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

(Source: skaletal, via ugly)

showerthoughtsofficial:

Dad jokes actually help children understand the nuances of language

(Source: reddit.com)

urbancatfitters:

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

(Source: urbancatfitters, via hotboyproblems)